too much partying?

am i getting old? is age catching up? is my eye sight getting from bad to worse? am i running out of breathe? .. why dun i feel like going out anymore?!?! .. sh*t .. this is bad .. what will i be doing during my weekends .. let's see

Friday night
1) watch pirated DVD at home - 1hr 30mins
2) bitch on the phone with girlfriends - 3hrs
3) sleep - 15hrs

Saturday
1) sweep and vacuum the apartment - 1hr
2) mop the apartment - 30mins
3) clean the all windows - 45mins
4) wash the toilets - 1hr
5) take a long shower - 2 hrs
6) lunch - 3hrs
7) boring bollywood movies on tv - 3hrs
8) sleep - 3 hrs

.... and i should be bore to death by then ... ok ... they were right ... hennesy's my best friend

Friday night
1) Party and drink - 4hrs
2) Sleep - 10hrs

Saturday
1) Brunch - 4hrs
2) Sleep - 2hrs
3) Party and drink - 4 hrs

... there you go ... isn't life much simpler this way?